If I were a month, I would be: September!
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 11:00 AM
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a male SEAHORSE!
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Catherine the Great
If I were a planet, I would be: Mercury
If I were a liquid, I would be: Diet Soda
If I were a stone, I would be: a yellow Sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be: yew
If I were a bird, I would be: Peacock
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Hemlock
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Slightly Overcast With a Chance of Rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a Succubus
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: a Fox
If I were a colour, I would be: Grey
If I were an emotion, I would be: a lazy frown
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Fresh celery
If I were a sound, I would be: a sigh
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a song, I would be: Last Train Home - Lostprophets
If I were a movie, I would be: Cradle 2 the Grave
If I were a book, I would be written by: Woody Allen
If I were a food, I would be: strawberry pocky
If I were a place, I would be: a bathroom
If I were a taste, I would be: chalk
If I were a scent, I would be: peppermint
If I were a religion, I would be: Atheism
If I were a word, I would be: "Hinterland"
If I were a body part, I would be: Knuckles
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Indifferent
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Accounting
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Iceburg from One Piece
If I were a shape, I would be: A fucking square
If I were a number, I would be: 17
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: A plastic ring
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A queen-sized bed
If I were a car, I would be: A silver, pimped-out SUV
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: An oversized T-shirt
If I were a weapon, I would be a: Lightsaber

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